The stars look very different todayyy

Just kidding I don’t have three testicles but I know a guy who has three kidneys because he is the descendant of inbred Danish royalty and I’m so jealous

With three testicles

Sometimes I feel like I’m the only Anthroposophical Episcopalian Christian socio-economic pluralist libertarian socialist post-leftist up in here

Lmao fuck having a mortgage I’d build a hundred tiny houses to avoid that life sentence of debt

rvd420:

ihaveabsolutelynoidea:

how many empty, regular sized houses are just sitting around in neighborhoods across the states and people’s idea to the problem of the cost of housing is to build tiny houses jfc

I like tiny houses :(

Under currently existing capitalism a tiny house = no mortgage so for the time being anyway it’s a great idea

But what about intelligent creatures
like dolphins and chimpanzees

Could they one day understand our dank ass memes

Probably mostly made up of raw emotions and urges, at least for most animal species.

I often think about what animal
consciousness might be like

Hell, I wish I was a constantly
inebriated leopard seal right now

I would love to be reincarnated as a river otter tbh.
Their life is probably fuckin sweet. Eating fish. Swimming in beautiful rivers. Sliding around on their stomachs. Sleeping. Fuckin. No job.

Sade - Nothing Can Come Between Us
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pineapplejarritos:

Sade - Nothing Can Come Between Us

bae: come over no ones home
me: what games do u have

internationalflycentre:

blasianxbri:

Racism in its PUREST form.

I mean, let’s be real. Bill O’Reilly is ignorant as fuck. 

Fuckin prick

He once asked if being trans was
"a disease that you could catch"
He is the spawn of Satan.